Well, Wikipedia seems to have removed the page I made for myself... Why did I have a Wikipedia? Because I wanted to one-up everyone else who had a facebook. And I know you guys are just dying to know why I exist, so here we go... Yo, da name is Boone. I may be white, but my rhymes ain't loose... Kidding. I'm a 21-year-old medically discharged army soldier because of some stupid injury that means I can never run again. Woot? Currently working Spring and Summers working on a boat business called, "The Sinkin' Weenie". http://www.thesinkinweenie.com/ Born in Cincinnati, now living in Niceville, FL. Yes, Niceville. I desperately need a vacation. I'm a raging alcoholic. Jack Daniels is my BFF. In my spare time, which is, pretty much always. I sit around watch TV and play video games and generally just be fat and lazy. Or I drink. Or both. Just living the dream. I'm single and thank god not a father. My most recent ex is currently dating my brother, awkward. My ex before that is a stripper, and my ex before that ex is also a stripper. And then the ex before those exs is a cheating whore. Been gaming since Windows 95 came out, yup. So glad they don't make Compaqs anymore. Been a part of every Battlefield game, except for the first Bad Company, because simply, I'm strictly a PC gamer. I owned an xbox 360 for 4 days before I returned it. Just can't do it. I feel lost without a mouse in my hands. Education wise, I have a semester of community college under my belt before I joined the military, ADD kicked my ass. I really gotta figure out what direction I need to take with my life career wise. I was a multichannel transmission systems operator/maintainer for the military and looking for something in the same field, but gotta get all my benefits sorted out before I go back to college cause I can't afford it. And yeah, I really don't have anything eles interesting to say about myself... Not that, any of that was interesting though. AND NOW, for Photos.. This is me, Pre-Beard, I'm the one on the right, BTW. And yes, I chose this photo cause everyone else had photos of them with a woman >.> This is me, Now with Beard. And yes, all the waffle house bitches want my nuts. Get up off me, yo. lol. This is what I drive; 2000 Chevy Silverado 4WD 5.3L. I'm kinda a redneck. Fried Twinkies are delicious as well. This is my favorite show: K-SWISS MOTHER FUCKIN TUBES. And this is how I live, AMERICA. Fuck yeah. These are all random photos from my facebook btw.