What does the Jaam say? (sing-along)

Discussion in 'Main' started by HaxardUS, May 11, 2014.

What does the Jaam say? (sing-along)

Discussion in 'Main' started by HaxardUS, May 11, 2014.

  1. HaxardUS

    HaxardUS .

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    "The Jaam"
    Div says hey, Ajax says wow.
    Nanner goes sweet, and Doh says neat.
    Kowl goes moo. Sean goes boom, and Thane says what Thane says.
    Hax just Hacks, Sith says wait-wut?, and the Phaedo says eh eh eh?
    But there's one sound that no one knows...
    WHAT DOES THE JAAM SAY?

    sing-sing-sing-sing-sing for me
    sing nng singers sing for free
    sing-sing-sing-sing-sing for me
    WHAT THE JAAM SAY?
    If you can't lib I'll show you how!
    Get into my chopper nau!
    If you can't lib I'll show you how!
    WHAT THE JAAM SAY?
    BuzzCutPhsycho what a ho.
    I saw him come and watched him go
    This next line is just meant for show
    WHAT THE JAAM SAY?
    Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
    Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
    I cheaped out with the tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
    WHAT THE JAAM SAY?

    Big green eyes, jewish nose, using mice, and streaming shows.
    Shiny toys, a gamer's fill, and a girl with looks to kill.
    Your colors red, this I know, like a TR in disguise.
    But if you met a friendly max, will you communicate in prox-ox-ox-ox-chat, prox-ox-ox-ox-chat, prox-ox-ox-ox-chat
    Will you bring them ammo sta-a-a-a-at, throw down ammo stat, pocket engie strat
    WHAT DOES THE JAAM SAY?!

    I've got batteries for days!
    Follow me, c'mon this way!
    Right there, YOU! Don't move now stay!
    WHAT THE JAAM SAY?
    Fuckit lets just grab a gal!
    On my smoke there land a gal!
    I said fuckit guys lets grab a gal!
    WHAT THE JAAM SAY?
    A tree oh fuck a tree!
    A tree oh fuck a tree!
    Sorry guys that's on me!
    WHAT THE JAAM SAY?
    He'll T KAAAAAAY YYOOUUUU!
    He's a teamkilling Jeeew!
    WHAT DOES THE JAAM SAY?!

    The secret of the JAAM, it's not a mystery.
    Somewhere on auraxis ground, runs a mob of NNG.
    They all know your sound... giveing orders from his lib
    It will never be a mystery, who's flying his liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiib

    You're his guardian angel Fried, somwhwere up in the sky
    What is fried's sound? (A-bubu-duh-bubu-Friednug a-bubu-duh-Friednug)
    Will we ever know? (A-bubu-duh-I'm Friednug)
    I want to, I want to, I want to know! (A-bubu-duh-bu I'm Friednug)
    (Baraap baraaap buarrap Friednug!)

     
  2. TheXenonCodex1

    TheXenonCodex1 I found their mines, guys.

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  3. Captain Murasa

    Captain Murasa brb buying a rubber duck

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    holy fuck what did I just... D:
     
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  4. WargruntVS

    WargruntVS .

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  5. Keleborn

    Keleborn The Italian Stallion

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    its even better than do you want to pull a prowler
     
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  6. Phaedo

    Phaedo The Weeaboo Hunter

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    And because it's still not here, below is the WHAT DOES THE JAAM SAY!? video.




    Also, official request to make this the song in our Recruitment video. However it may need to be re-recorded with a pop filter for that. But seriously. #worth
     
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  7. TheXenonCodex1

    TheXenonCodex1 I found their mines, guys.

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    if MLG goes to a talent section, we're golden.