The NNG Story

Discussion in 'Main' started by Nraged, Apr 11, 2014.

The NNG Story

Discussion in 'Main' started by Nraged, Apr 11, 2014.

  1. Nraged

    Nraged I fly things

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    Lets do something fun. I've done this in the past back in my WOW days and we all loved it.
    Lets create an NNG Story!
    Here are the rules:

    You can only make a post with 3 words which will be added to the story. You can only post again after 2 more people post after you do.
    After one week we will combine all the posts into sentences and continue doing that until we realize that this is a waste of time :)
    So lets give it a shot!!!
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    Once the intro is complete, we will focus on game related comments. Use any game that we play and here is the kicker - EVERY 3rd post that you make, you have to mention someone's name. Someone from our community.
    (Every third Crisis comment will be deleted :) )

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    INTRO

    On Friday morning after my discoturd I went to wipe but there was a gorilla right in there Stat padding his daily coffee cup Dripping chicken soup and laughing at The fact that Ajax had found a bread stick In his drink.
    On his keyboard was a large banana shaped thingiemabob. SHUT UP CRISIS wise man said while he scratched down there on the bright pink rock of wonder Which was actually a space murican and an avid toad walking champion.
    There's crabs everywhere flinging fecal matter, Singing sea songs and touching their big ears and hammering thier screens in furious anger. With smelly jellyfish and dead kittens so much blood very win, wow. Mistakes were made, tears were shed and we drank and had gas Over the warm burning human corpses that were infected with cootie virus in suppository form and pink eyes.
    Even though they Looked very tasty in a pizza with extra cheese . I call bullshit fucked it up And it begins. We continued forward after the event late last night into the morning into the night fun went yes!!!

    And then we buttered jaam's biscuit Fried it up added some poo and smelled thane, it was glorious. Then suddenly as the titans fell off the shelf to my pants soiled myself and out the bottom of my bell bottom jeans and into wifes big fat anus that deteriorated quickly and became a dead baby stack. Sure looks like your mom's fat I like that your mom is Dragging her tits on your face HOLY SHIT CENSORED!
    This ain't Japan Or is it? My milkshake brings hungry homeless people to the ghastly void of your Failed dharma experiments meanwhile in Oaklahoma seven little squirrels picked up bitches and started fires.
     
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  2. Nraged

    Nraged I fly things

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    On Friday morning
     
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  3. HIGHLANDER

    HIGHLANDER Administrator,Motivational speaker,van dweller

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    after my discoturd

    (I MADE THE WORD UP, SO I AM USING CREATIVE LICENSING)
     
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  4. Phaedo

    Phaedo The Weeaboo Hunter

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    I went to
     
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  5. Jaamaw

    Jaamaw .

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    wipe but there
     
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  6. IOLAR2011

    IOLAR2011 Shoutbox Operator Extraordinaire

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    was a gorilla
     
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  7. Patrick

    Patrick Ireland - Sunshine is a Rumour.

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    right in there
     
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  8. TheCrisisBusiness

    TheCrisisBusiness Yeah, I'm still here

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    Stat padding his
     
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  9. Kowlefe

    Kowlefe .

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    daily coffee cup
     
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  10. Ajax

    Ajax I piss on Spark Plugs

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    Dripping chicken soup
     
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