Discussion in 'Main' started by HIGHLANDER, Apr 8, 2015.
Look at how fucking big that bird is man. Taller than a fucking dog. It'll rip ur eyeballs in a split second.
I was driving down a county highway one day and a fish fell out of the sky and I slowed down to see a badass bald eagle swoop in to grab it. Don't mess with America.
I think the quote should read something like "You ever been so scared of a big mutha fuckin bird that you stood in place while shitting yourself instead of fleeing?". Seriously, fuck that bird.
Well, technically you are hanging out with an eagle whenever I am in channel :P (Don't think anyone will get this. Hint, Google translate, hint)
I live right along the Mississippi and see these things constantly. They are tall but to see the wing spawn on these things is something else. Looking up and seeing these things doing circles over your house is pretty freaky...I think one was contemplating picking me up one time=-)
Woohoo! Free adventure rides at Holliday's house!
Edit: On a more serious note. I remember seeing Sparrowhawks around my house when I was younger before there nests were destroyed and they were pretty big. I can't imagine what one of those eagles is like.
SIGN ME UP HOLIDAY I'LL BE OVER FOR DINNER
I feel the need to clarify...My house is technically not ON the Mississippi...it's two blocks away. But I will give free wagon rides to the water and we can all ride the La Crosse Queen (it's a paddle boat...I'm trying to forestall the comments before they start). We'll glide down the majestic Mississippi as my literary hero Samuel Clemens. Oh what times we'll have...
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