Jaamaw Christmas Caroles

This one is a version I came up with one day of "Here comes Santa clause" but this is "here comes jaamaw"

Here comes jaamaw, here comes jaamaw, better get out the way
He will run your bitch ass over and just drive away, there are no exceptions when it comes to team killing you
So unless you like more deaths
Better stay out of the hex

Its a work in progress, but since I'm lazy I'll finish it next Christmas.

 

Reword that second line, it kills.all the flow and it doesn't go along with the tune

 

With a Bing Crosby voice and the air of White Christmas....

I'm dreaming of a purple christmas...
Just like NNG used to know....
May the kills just come in
And cert keep piling....
Sunies running all over....

 

i do poems no justice when i read them..

 

Happy I edited it.

 

To the music of Jingle Bells

Shut up Crisis
Shut up Crisis
Shut up every day
You open your mouth
And the stupid comes out
Causes IQ's to melt away
Shut up Crisis
Shut up Crisis
Shut up every day
You kill our ears
With your ridiculous jokes
That are never funny
On a good day