I got fucked up again.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by WargruntVS, Mar 24, 2016.

I got fucked up again.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by WargruntVS, Mar 24, 2016.

  1. WargruntVS

    WargruntVS .

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    How about this then ?
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  2. IOLAR2011

    IOLAR2011 Shoutbox Operator Extraordinaire

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    Can you move in that?

    My idea involves it's own engine and drive train. So it moves itself. Come now, I thought you were an engineer?

    But if you want that, better get one of these and this
     
  3. WargruntVS

    WargruntVS .

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    well the armor and shield are made from a giant bouder and te club is an anciient dragons tooth so............
     
  4. JodQuag

    JodQuag Resident Drunken Shitter

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    Damn dude, not cool. Hopefully you get healed and up and the therapy has you back in shape soon with no lasting ill effects.
     
  5. Captain Murasa

    Captain Murasa brb buying a rubber duck

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    It would sound more feasible than having a giant spaceship.

    Although, methinks we should just stuff Wargrunt into a Space Marine suit and call it a day.

    Godspeed on recovery, Wargrunt!
     
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  6. Nraged

    Nraged I fly things

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    Wargrunt you have to stop playing GTA IRL. It's only a game!







    Feel better man.
     
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  7. HIGHLANDER

    HIGHLANDER Administrator,Motivational speaker,van dweller

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    damn son, feel better buddy, next time take the bus.
     
  8. Phaedo

    Phaedo The Weeaboo Hunter

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    He tried that and got hit with the stock of an assault rifle, knocked unconscious and mugged



    He tried the train too, but he got shot by the cops for that. Because yknow.... Brazilian police logic

    Conscience: shoot the perp, he'll get away!!!
    Cop: but there is an innocent bystander in the way!!!!!
    Conscience: so....???
    Cop: Fair point.

    *cop shoots through wargrunts shoulder to hit perp*
     
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  9. Blarg

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    Wargrunt, I think I speak for everyone when I say...MOVE TO CANADA, TAKE YOUR FIANCÉE WITH YOU, STOP GETTING HURT AND GET PAID GOODER.
     
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  10. IOLAR2011

    IOLAR2011 Shoutbox Operator Extraordinaire

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    Given his misfortune with vehicles in Brazil. I imagine he gets on a plane to leave.

    Then before take off a bunch of guys hijack it.

    Criminals: We are taking this plane for drugs!

    *way at the back of the plane*

    Wargrunt: GOD F*CKING DAMMIT! I deliberately chose a plane as they hadn't screwed me over yet. It's like a thousand ornstein and smaughs. I can't fucking win. Sick of this BS!

    Then proceeds to:

     
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