The RL Thread

Discussion in 'Main' started by Bluepike, Dec 16, 2011.

The RL Thread

Discussion in 'Main' started by Bluepike, Dec 16, 2011.

  1. Booneman42

    Booneman42 Battlefield Division Leader & His Dudeness

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    Well, Wikipedia seems to have removed the page I made for myself... Why did I have a Wikipedia? Because I wanted to one-up everyone else who had a facebook. And I know you guys are just dying to know why I exist, so here we go...

    Yo, da name is Boone. I may be white, but my rhymes ain't loose...

    Kidding.

    I'm a 21-year-old medically discharged army soldier because of some stupid injury that means I can never run again. Woot?

    Currently working Spring and Summers working on a boat business called, "The Sinkin' Weenie".
    http://www.thesinkinweenie.com/

    Born in Cincinnati, now living in Niceville, FL. Yes, Niceville. I desperately need a vacation. I'm a raging alcoholic. Jack Daniels is my BFF. In my spare time, which is, pretty much always. I sit around watch TV and play video games and generally just be fat and lazy. Or I drink. Or both. Just living the dream. I'm single and thank god not a father. My most recent ex is currently dating my brother, awkward. My ex before that is a stripper, and my ex before that ex is also a stripper. And then the ex before those exs is a cheating whore.

    Been gaming since Windows 95 came out, yup. So glad they don't make Compaqs anymore. Been a part of every Battlefield game, except for the first Bad Company, because simply, I'm strictly a PC gamer. I owned an xbox 360 for 4 days before I returned it. Just can't do it. I feel lost without a mouse in my hands.

    Education wise, I have a semester of community college under my belt before I joined the military, ADD kicked my ass. I really gotta figure out what direction I need to take with my life career wise. I was a multichannel transmission systems operator/maintainer for the military and looking for something in the same field, but gotta get all my benefits sorted out before I go back to college cause I can't afford it.

    And yeah, I really don't have anything eles interesting to say about myself... Not that, any of that was interesting though.

    AND NOW, for Photos..

    This is me, Pre-Beard, I'm the one on the right, BTW. And yes, I chose this photo cause everyone else had photos of them with a woman >.>
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    This is me, Now with Beard. And yes, all the waffle house bitches want my nuts. Get up off me, yo. lol.
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    This is what I drive; 2000 Chevy Silverado 4WD 5.3L. I'm kinda a redneck. Fried Twinkies are delicious as well.
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    This is my favorite show: K-SWISS MOTHER FUCKIN TUBES.
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    And this is how I live, AMERICA. Fuck yeah. These are all random photos from my facebook btw.
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  2. DubTx

    DubTx Donating Member

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    Love the infidel sticker. I need the t-shirt. Thanks for your service. Fuckin' waffle house. Every damn time I went to Biloxi someone in the group HAD to go to waffle house. I was hoping after katrina they wouldn't rebuild the ones there. Damn the luck they did. But they also built a Hooters so I guess it balances out.
     
  3. Booneman42

    Booneman42 Battlefield Division Leader & His Dudeness

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    1 Hooters = 16 Waffle Houses.
    But does not backwards convert.
    16 Waffle Houses /= 1 Hooters
     
  4. Booneman42

    Booneman42 Battlefield Division Leader & His Dudeness

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    Also, that first picture of me, I look like someone just told me Santa wasn't real because I still had a jellyfish tentacle somewhere on my back.
     
  5. CrazyKillerCat

    CrazyKillerCat Admin & Graphics Designer

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    Did you run over Harry Dunne?:eek:
     
  6. Shadoom

    Shadoom Donating Member

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    I went to NHS. graduated in 2000.

    Oh look its the Destin Commons. My wife works there.
     
  7. TheDefiant

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    I take it your not in the army anymore Booneman? I don't think that beard would pass regs, or at least it wouldn't in my Marine Corps.
     
  8. Bluepike

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    Nothing fancy but I live in the country so I traded in my '02 Celica (I don't have any left over pics) for an '06 F150 Super Crew Cab and absolutely love driving a truck now.

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    ... and since I don't have a woman I'll post one of the ex and act like we're together still so I can fit in with you all!

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  9. DubTx

    DubTx Donating Member

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    I'd choose a service based on what career I wanted. When I was graduating high school the marines were hitting me hard because I took the ASVAB on a whim. Ended up going to school to get a CS degree. Sometimes I wish I had taken the Marines up on the offer. The AF has changed. A lot. I've been working with them since '85 minus a small stint in the private sector.
     
  10. Booneman42

    Booneman42 Battlefield Division Leader & His Dudeness

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    I just tell people I'm special forces. shad00m, I graduated NHS in 2008, I worked at the commons for awhile at Panera and such lol. Wheres your wife work at? Its such a small world. I just got back from Destin. Toll Bridge rapes me every day I want to go drink.